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Henchmen: SURPRISE!
The Monarch: CRAP! AN AMBUSH!
The Monarch: Oh, shit. My bad! Sorry, everybody! Sorry… My bad. And before you all tell me what a “jolly good fellow” I am, there are some people I would like you to meet.
Henchmen: (Collective Gasp) What?!
Henchman #3: Someone got him Brock Samson? Now I feel like a tool.
Henchman #4: What’d you get him?
Henchman #3: I made him coupons for one free washing of the Monarch Mobile and one free back rub.
Henchman #4: Aren’t those your jobs anyway?
Henchman #3: Yeah, but… these are coupons.

The Venture Bros. 1x09 Are You There God? It’s Me, Dean.

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“Screw the boys! I want to stay here with my new family and their feel-good candy!”

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