The Alchemist: All right. Let's start again. Get me a dictionary.
Pete White: But we have the internet.
The Alchemist: I don't want to play World of Warcraft. Get me a regular dictionary. Ugh, internet. It's only good for finding out that your boyfriend is sleeping around. Friggin' MySpace. What, I'm not supposed to look at his friends' comments? They're right on the first page! It's hardly snooping!