Okay, so, I’m going to work my way through all my DVDs over the coming weeks (well, let’s be honest — months) and screencapping the hell out of them. So, yeah, that’s happening.

Look at all those cold, dead eyes.

Hunter: That poor woman has the saddest tits. Damn depressing.
Brock: Right? Yeah, they’re like The Notebook sad!
Hunter: Tits are like “coming home from school and finding out that your old man ran over your cat” sad.
Brock: Mournful! She has mournful tits. They’re like two suicide notes stuffed in a glitter bra.
Hunter: Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball. Just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!
Brock: It’s like she put a dollar’s worth of change into some old socks and taped them to her chest!
Hunter: I want to build two little caskets and give her tits a tasteful, dignified funeral.

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Day 20: Favorite Hank-as-Batman moment

Hank and his ‘retard strength’

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Day 2: Favorite Brock fight:

I knew my answer as soon as I saw this question. The fight that goes down in Episode 408; Pinstripes & Poltergeists is my absolute favorite. I remember watching this episode with Audra and Steffanie and thinking “Holy shit” when he punched their heads in. Jumping from out of fucking nowhere with his majestic hair, crushing skulls, creating blood geysers as far as the eye can see.

Also, when he snapped that guy’s arm backwards so his own gun was pointing at him. Perfect, flawless, etc.

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