Okay, so, I’m going to work my way through all my DVDs over the coming weeks (well, let’s be honest — months) and screencapping the hell out of them. So, yeah, that’s happening.

Look at all those cold, dead eyes.

allkindsofhaggard:

Intruder at the front gate. The sphinx has spoken.

(via soulbots)

(via mastershredder)

“Screw the boys! I want to stay here with my new family and their feel-good candy!”

The Dr. Rusty Venture action figure @ Toy Fair 2010

Reportedly, he’ll be part of the first wave of Venture Bros. action figures, hitting shelves in August of this year.

At first glance, these figures probably don’t meet your expectations, but I have to say that I’m really quite fond of them. As the display cards behind the figures say, these figures are in the style of old ’70s action figures, like these Star Trek and DC Comics toys. Given the tone and style of The Venture Bros., this is a perfect match.

“Hey, souvenir! You can use ‘em like Halloween masks. Maybe Dean can go as a middle-aged security guard this year, huh?”

“LIE TO ME! DAMN YOU, LIE TO ME!”

“I LOVE HITLER!”

Dr. Orpheus: Now, I don’t want to worry you with the particulars, but I am, by trade, a necromancer. You know what that means, right?
Brock: Uh, that you have sex with dead people?
Dr. Orpheus: Phile. Necrophile. A necromancer can bring the dead… TO LIFE!