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“Screw the boys! I want to stay here with my new family and their feel-good candy!”

Dr. Orpheus: Now, I don’t want to worry you with the particulars, but I am, by trade, a necromancer. You know what that means, right?
Brock: Uh, that you have sex with dead people?
Dr. Orpheus: Phile. Necrophile. A necromancer can bring the dead… TO LIFE!