10 Jun 18:36
1 year ago
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# the venture bros
# the alchemist
# pete white
# orb
  • The Alchemist: All right. Let's start again. Get me a dictionary.
  • Pete White: But we have the internet.
  • The Alchemist: I don't want to play World of Warcraft. Get me a regular dictionary. Ugh, internet. It's only good for finding out that your boyfriend is sleeping around. Friggin' MySpace. What, I'm not supposed to look at his friends' comments? They're right on the first page! It's hardly snooping!
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danhacker:

forwhenifeellikesharing:

The Alchemist: “You killed Matthew Lesko.”
Jefferson Twilight: “That was… Well, he was wearing punctuation on his suit. That’s a token ‘bad guy’ suit.”
The Alchemist: “He helps people get free money from the government. That is a good guy.”

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