What.

21: What’s the password?
The Monarch: I forgot. Oh, wait. I remember: “I’m the fucking Monarch.”

“THERE ARE SO MANY BUTTONS!”

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(via sizer)

sizer:

Henchmen: SURPRISE!
The Monarch: CRAP! AN AMBUSH!
The Monarch: Oh, shit. My bad! Sorry, everybody! Sorry… My bad. And before you all tell me what a “jolly good fellow” I am, there are some people I would like you to meet.
Henchmen: (Collective Gasp) What?!
Henchman #3: Someone got him Brock Samson? Now I feel like a tool.
Henchman #4: What’d you get him?
Henchman #3: I made him coupons for one free washing of the Monarch Mobile and one free back rub.
Henchman #4: Aren’t those your jobs anyway?
Henchman #3: Yeah, but… these are coupons.

The Venture Bros. 1x09 Are You There God? It’s Me, Dean.

The Monarch action figure @ Toy Fair 2010

Reportedly, he’ll be part of the second wave of Venture Bros. action figures.

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“I am not leaving until I get my Fresca.”

“I’m only going to say this once: I don’t like you two. If you ever — EVER — try to give me an order again, I will kill you both and feed your tiny, rotting bodies to the neighborhood dogs!”

“What about you? Do I have to get a can of Raid and spray you?”