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“I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED.”

“PEERS?! How dare you! That repulsive display of humanity out there? NO WAY! A list of my peers would read as follows: Flying Squid and Tigeriffic; Truckules; Lord Mostly-Magic; King Fantastic Outfit; Fee Waybill of the Tubes; SuicideGirl Teagan; Bill “Superfoot” Wallace; Happy-Go-Clucky and Swiss Misstery; Chaka Igloo; and my 8th grade earth science teacher, Mr. Tringe! Oh… and Bizarro Oscar Wilde as an alternate.”

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Wait a minute! That’s insane! They’re total liars. I kept my mouth shut when Dean said he could read Sanskrit, and when Hank said he wanted a piece of him, I was like, ‘Fine. Whatever.’ But Mecha-Shiva? No way! They are so lying! I’m innocent!
The Monarch, “The Trial of the Monarch”